The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.Īnd there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.Melville (Illustrator) 1,195 ratings See all formats and editions Kindle Edition 5.49 Read with Our Free App Paperback 10.99 10 Used from 3.75 9 New from 10.88 Great on Kindle Great Experience. The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies. Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology Paperback Illustrated, 5 Mar.The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.
Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.Skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider: These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words.
In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.Īnd Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face.Īll our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. Odin got construction discounts with bestiality. 10178909 O'Brien, Cory Dewey number 201/.30207 Illustrations illustrations Index no index present Literary form non fiction Melville, Sarah E.Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate. While each version is authentic in terms of facts, this creative take on the originals presents the stories in a whole new light Pace And in his irreverent style, O'Brien recounts more than 100 classic myths from Greek, Norse, Egyptian, Japanese, and other cultures. Language eng Summary This book casts a gimlet eye on the real world of mythology. true Characters and characteristics in mythology.true Mythology - History and criticism.
Melville Title variation Zeus grants stupid wishes Title variation remainder a no-bullshit guide to world mythology Creator Label Zeus grants stupid wishes : a no-bullshit guide to world mythology Title Zeus grants stupid wishes Title remainder a no-bullshit guide to world mythology Statement of responsibility Cory O'Brien illustrations by Sarah E.
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